Meet Cowboy Jumpy. (Yes, the hat is actually a Tyrolean hat that Thing 1 got in Austria several years ago, but I guess it was all Cowboy Jumpy could find on short notice. Really, it’s all about the face. See the 1 squinty eye and the mischievous smile? That’s the Cowboy Jumpy face.)
I’m sure he’s pleased to make your acquaintance, ma’am. And you, cowboy, he’ll take your cows over yonder to feed them some grass and milk (this is what Cowboy Jumpy thinks is good for cows). And if you’re lucky, real lucky, maybe he’ll take ya fishin’ in the creek or for a ride in his wagon. Sometimes the wagon even has an imaginary potty attached to the side, ya know, cause sometimes you gotta go even out on the trail.
